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The Plan!


You gotta love Robin Williams...... ? Even if he's nuts!

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we

need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.


Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)


"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of

a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."


1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in

their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,

Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole

boys', we will never "interfere" again.


2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting

with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They

don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one

allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.


3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together

and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the

remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of

whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.


4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited

to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist

nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it

yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to

anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.


5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the

bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back

home baby.


6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient

energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of

energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan

wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.


7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a

barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.

They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of

the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)


8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the

world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for

seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give

them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get

very little, if anything.


9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.

We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the

building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.


10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,

no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak

is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?


"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired,

your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's

yelling, "you want a piece of me??"

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developing nonpolluting sources of


Already been done. It was in some scientific mag. There is an engine that has been made that makes large amounts of energy by heating it. The heat can be anything. Sunlight. Candles. Anything.


The plans for this have been known since the '20s. Why hasn't it been released yet? You've guessed it! The oil refineries and all of the other people who make the unclean fuel we use. The government won't do anything because they're probably pocketing part of the profit, too.

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