Gloria Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 (edited) read this its all good..>Body: Rules of Kissing Correctly:>>1) When kissing, make sure your eyes are closed (you can peek a little, but>nothing more!).>>2) When you are kissing someone, make sure it is not>someone else's b/f or g/f!>>3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out.>>4) If a person is a bad kisser, you may NOT stop and>leave at anytime-it's rude.>>5) A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them.>>6) When kissing, make sure your hands are where they're allowed (they can>wander sometimes, and some people don't like that).>>7) NEVER ask someone if they're a good kisser-you will either get a wrong>answer, or the truth will hurt you.>>8) If you were expecting more than kissing, don't complain-you will get less>the next time.>>9) Kissing more than one 1 person in a day can result in you not being>allowed to kiss one of those people anymore.>>10) Don't kiss someone for the first time while you are laying in their bed.>lol>>Remember, you must send this out or you will have the worst year of your>life. I sent this to my friend, "the nonbeliever," and she deleted it. Well,>she's had 6 horrible relationships in a row. You figure it out. This letter>was started at 6:33 A.M., on January 1, 1998.>>THIS COULD MEAN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!>>Since you read this, you! now have to forward this>to as many people as you can.>>If you send it to 0 people, you will have a bad year and will kiss very few>people. Also, someone very special to you will grow to hate you.>>If you send this to only 1 person, you will have a below-average>year..........>>If you send it to 3 people, you will not be disappointed in the number of>kisses you receive!>>If you send it to 6 people, you will be very, very lucky-you may do more>than kiss several times...>>If you send it to ! 10 peopl e, all I can say is "MACK DADDY!">>If you send it to 25 people, this year, you will meet the one you are>destined to be with for the rest of your life(most likely in the next few>months), and you will fall deeply in love and will soon be asked, or be>compelled to ask "THE QUESTION.">>THIS LETTER WORKS-NO JOKE! Edit: Admin - I skipped a step and got it done the same way Edited July 11, 2005 by Wolfie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmiKitti Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 I think you have some editing to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephisto Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Just paste it into notepad, save it, change the extension to .html, and open it in your favorite browser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyrat Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Right...Well I wasn't aware there were actually rules regarding kissing. Pardon me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 There are. Of course, those rules listed aren't the real rules, at least not the rules that I go by, but hey, it's all in fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimmiKitti Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 (edited) read this its all good..>Body: Rules of Kissing Correctly:>>1) When kissing, make sure your eyes are closed (you can peek a little, but>nothing more!).> >2) When you are kissing someone, make sure it is not>someone else's b/f or g/f!> No fun!>3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out.> What if he takes you to a pizza place?>4) If a person is a bad kisser, you may NOT stop and>leave at anytime-it's rude.> What if his breath smells and kisses like a drunk donkey whos been smoking crack?>5) A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them.> What if he's really cute?>6) When kissing, make sure your hands are where they're allowed (they can>wander sometimes, and some people don't like that).> If you accidently crack you hands in a postion and cant help it?>7) NEVER ask someone if they're a good kisser-you will either get a wrong>answer, or the truth will hurt you.> What if he's shy?>8) If you were expecting more than kissing, don't complain-you will get less>the next time.> Awww I like complaining>9) Kissing more than one 1 person in a day can result in you not being>allowed to kiss one of those people anymore.> (Read my reply on #2>10) Don't kiss someone for the first time while you are laying in their bed.>lol> YUCK!>Remember, you must send this out or you will have the worst year of your>life. I sent this to my friend, "the nonbeliever," and she deleted it. Well,>she's had 6 horrible relationships in a row. You figure it out. This letter>was started at 6:33 A.M., on January 1, 1998.> Blah my realashonships always fall apart anyway...>THIS COULD MEAN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!> Ok...>Since you read this, you! now have to forward this>to as many people as you can.> I only know 1 person>If you send it to 0 people, you will have a bad year and will kiss very few>people. Also, someone very special to you will grow to hate you.> Read above>If you send this to only 1 person, you will have a below-average>year..........> I'm sending it in a reply >If you send it to 3 people, you will not be disappointed in the number of>kisses you receive!>>If you send it to 6 people, you will be very, very lucky-you may do more>than kiss several times...>>If you send it to ! 10 peopl e, all I can say is "MACK DADDY!">>If you send it to 25 people, this year, you will meet the one you are>destined to be with for the rest of your life(most likely in the next few>months), and you will fall deeply in love and will soon be asked, or be>compelled to ask "THE QUESTION.">>THIS LETTER WORKS-NO JOKE! Edit: Admin - I skipped a step and got it done the same way <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Edited July 18, 2005 by KimmiKitti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockoncheese101 Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 i dun like these rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Lol...What if you get hooked up with someone you hate? O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyrat Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Well you know what they say, "Rules were made to be broken!" Have fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockoncheese101 Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 lol, so trueee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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