Wolfie Posted October 1, 2004 Report Share Posted October 1, 2004 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the heck alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted. 5. No one is listening until you fart. 6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 14. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield. 15. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 16. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 18. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 23. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 24. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butts .... Then things start to get worse. 25. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetPea Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 So very true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiLLiE Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 those are cute ..heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkie Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 heh... kinda funny...cool though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzer71988 Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Heh, kinda funny. And true.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dodge- Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Pretty funny. I didn't get some of them though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Like which ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretender Posted December 20, 2004 Report Share Posted December 20, 2004 Niiice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brheys Posted January 15, 2005 Report Share Posted January 15, 2005 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the heck alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted. 5. No one is listening until you fart. 6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 14. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield. 15. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 16. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 18. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 23. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 24. We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butts .... Then things start to get worse. 25. The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Fucking nice man, i´ll take those to my life(he,he,he) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 Cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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