Great Quotes by Great Ladies!

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Great Quotes by Great Ladies!

 

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

 

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

 

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

 

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

 

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

 

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

 

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

 

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

 

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

 

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

 

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

 

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

 

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

 

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

 

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-

 

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley-

 

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

 

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

 

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

 

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-

 

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

 

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

 

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

 

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

 

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-