The Joker Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 BRI memeber Debbie Thornton sent in this list of real-life bumper stickers. Have you seen the one that says... Suburbia:Where they tear down the trees and name streets after them I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed Been nowhere, done nothing Support Bacteria: It's the only culture some people have I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure My reality check just bounced No sense being pessimistic- It wouldn't work anyway The more you complain the longer God lets you live Forget about world peace-visualize using your turn signal! Warning:Dates in calender are closer than they appear Consciousness: That annoying time between naps Age is a very high price to pay for maturity I doubt, therefore I might be The older you get, the better you realize you were Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. The Gene pool could use a little Chlorine So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! Time is what keeps things from happening all at once Your kid may be an Honor Student but you're still an idiot We have enough Youth, how about a fountain of "Smart"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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