The Joker Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out."Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out."Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried."What's your name, birdie?""Moses.""What dumbass named you Moses?""The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 I have seen this joke before still funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Told it to my dad (Took out the Dumbass) He thought it was cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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