KimmiKitti Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 (edited) My friend Robert made this one up. There are curses in it but I replaced them with less harss words. You fill in the blanks. Ok so I am from Jamaca and I come to america I goto break fast There is no peas on my table I say to the waiter I need 2 pea on the table the waiter says your not peeing on the table you mother -blank- I dont even know the man he called me a mother -blank- Ok I go to lunch I see the table there is no fork on the table I say to the waiter I need a fork on the table he says you arent gunna fook on the table you mother -blank-. I dont even know the man he called me a mother -blank-. Ok I got to my hotel room. I see there is not sheet on my bed I call room service. I need 2 sheet on my bed You better not (crap) on the bed you mother -blank-. I dont even know the guy he called me a mother -blank- so I go back home to Jamaca Edited February 10, 2005 by KimmiKitti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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