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Alabama: Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity

 

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

 

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

 

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

 

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

 

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

 

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

 

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

 

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

 

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

 

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

 

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

 

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

 

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

 

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

 

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

 

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

 

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

 

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

 

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

 

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

 

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

 

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

 

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

 

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

 

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else

 

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

 

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

 

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

 

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

 

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

 

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney

 

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

 

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

 

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

 

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

 

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

 

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

 

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

 

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

 

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

 

Tennessee: The Educashun State

 

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

 

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

 

Vermont: Yep

 

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

 

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

 

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

 

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

 

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared!

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