Mephisto Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Earl and his wife Diane went to the state fair every year, and every year Earl would say, "Diane, I'd like to ride in that stunt airplane." Diane always replied, "I know, Earl, but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." One year Earl and Diane went to the fair and Earl said, "Diane, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride in that stunt airplane, I might never get another chance." Diane replied, "Earl, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word, it'll cost you 50 dollars." Earl and Diane agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. When the plane landed, the pilot turned to Earl and said, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Earl replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Diane fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockoncheese101 Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 lmbo. Thats funny. I need to tell my little cousin that one >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted June 10, 2005 Report Share Posted June 10, 2005 I've heard that somewhere.. but its Funney!! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Very funny joke thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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