Jesus is watching you..

[Pretender]

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was

empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze

in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching

you!"

 

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward

again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

 

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.

Frantically,he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a

bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

 

He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching

me?"

 

"Yes", said the parrot.

 

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot,

"What's your name?"

 

"Clarence," said the bird.

 

"That's a dumb name for a parrot", sneered the burglar. "What

idiot named you Clarence?"

 

The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler

Jesus."