15 Things to do at Wal-mart

[Wolfie]

15 Things to do at Wal-mart while your spouse/significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

 

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.

 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,' ...and see what happens.

 

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

 

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

 

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

 

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

 

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

 

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

 

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

 

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

 

15. And last but not least, go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'

[Pretender]

ROFL

 

Those are great

[-Dodge-]

I might actually try some of those.

[Pretender]

Go ahead

[HiLLiE]

It really gets on the peoples nerves when you go into the electronics section and turn all the radios up on sucky station. =)

-Becky-

[The Joker]

I did:

 

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,' ...and see what happens.

 

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

 

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

 

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

 

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

 

15. And last but not least, go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'

 

The Code 3 thing was...at least at this Wal-Mart. A whole bunch of Co-workers running around...

[The Joker]

Oh and in the Jewelry section I chose a ring from the rack and I looked at it and this employee said, 'Are you going to buy that?' and I looked at him and crouched. I said, 'My precious.' from the LotR and he backed away like, 'Okay..'

[Wolfie]

You need help.. Really, you do... I'm being serious, go seek professional help.

[Blitzer71988]

I've done that condom thing before. Except it was in a different store. Hey, it still counts!

[The Joker]

It was when I was 8. Then yesterday I scared a guy half to death by jumping out of a clothes rack. ^.^