Ever Wonder...

[Wolfie]

EVER WONDER ......

 

[*]Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

 

[*]Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

 

[*]Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

 

[*]Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

 

[*]Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

 

[*]Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

 

[*]Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

[*]Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

[*]Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

[*]Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

 

[*]When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

 

[*]Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

 

[*]Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

 

[*]You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

 

[*]Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

 

[*]Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

 

[*]If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

 

[*]If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

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[Wolfie]

"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

 

That...  Is so true.

While at it, the 2 Black Widows, 2 termites, 2 fleas, 2 gnats, etc.

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