madhtr003 Posted March 8, 2003 Report Share Posted March 8, 2003 Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to SHOW the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Sell Girl Scout cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. One word: Flatulence! On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Do Tai Chi exercises. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" When at least 8 people have boarded, moan FROM the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" Give religious tracts to each passenger. Meow occassionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. Start a sing-along. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" Play the harmonica. Shadow box. Say "Ding!" at each floor. Lean against the button panel. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" Blow spit bubbles. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibm4mad Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 Hehe those are all good ideas. After all, no matter which one you do someone will stare at you like you have 3 heads style_emoticons/default/blink.gif I think my favorite out of all of them is probably getting a puppet and talk to everyone through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 My favorite... "One word: Flatulence!" Raunchy fart, raunchy fart! style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif I have always liked the idea of pressing all the buttons when leaving from an elevator. Of course, it only has it's full effect if you are in a building where most everyone is getting off on the top floor, you exit on the second flood, and push all the buttons, so that they either have to wait on each floor, or they have to leave and try to catch another elevator. Works best if the building has over 10 floors. For some real fun though... Bring some honey along, and smear it over all of the buttons (while no one else is on) and then leave off of it real quick. If possible, do that to all of the elevators in the building. (Especially entertaining if it's a real busy building with 4 or more elevators and at least 10 floors and NO escalators). style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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