BONES Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 (edited) Fine a rant on men........... These are a few things that turn me off............... 1- Sports Guy: God forbid he pries himself away from a stupid game and pay attention to his girl. I love my football but I can stop watching it to pay attention to you HELLO........ 2- The I eat like a pig guy: He inhales his food like a vaccum cleaner with the table manners of a gorilla. 3- The guy who can not take a hint and just Won't Go Away: If I tell ya I have something to do take a hike man I need my space dude. I hate men that are clingy. 4- Way too much and way too soon guy: On our first date do not push yourself on me thanks for a good dinner and a movie but get the hell off me I owe you nothing.....If I do not wanna kiss you buy a clue idiot. When a woman has made it clear she will not sleep with you, you are not going to change her mind by saying you have coupons for Super 8. 5- Silent guy: Somebody has to keep the conversation alive. A grunt or a shrug just doesn't cut it. Say something, anything. JESUS MAN WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!! 6- A guy with a raging temper: Hell no no one lays a hand on me or shouts any form of abuse my way. 7- Aggressive kisser guy: No need to suck my face off or kiss me so hard that your 5 o'clock shadow has scrubbed all the skin off my chin. 8- Too many gifts: no need to drown me in useless gifts. 9- Dishonest guy: Don't lie to me I do not do it to you so don't do it to me simple. 10- EGO: For the love of God ask for the f'ing directions. 11- Ogling: don't ---- I do not mind a qiuck glimpse that is fine just do not cross the line. 12- Hypocrisy: They love to hang out with “cool babes”, but when it comes to marriage they want a “simple homely girl”. Guys, looks like you have around two centuries of catching up to do. And... please hurry with it! 13- Do not smoke: I do not like it and yuk I do not need to feel like I am kissing an ash tray. 14:- Lazy men: Talking about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with household chores? 15- Possessive... men...... Whatever makes them so insecure as opposed to the manly image they like portray? 16- Remote control : Release it jeez dude I will give it back to you. 17- The chase is the best part, don't ruin it guys. 18- I hate it when a guy is stuck on themselves. When all they do is talk about is their lives and interests. 19- An uptight, un-natural, or pretentious date is a turn-off! 20- The biggest mistake...."How long has it been since you dated? What kind of guy was he? What happened? How many kids do you want? Are you looking to live in a house, condo, what?" Hello...this is just dinner!!! Edited November 1, 2005 by dream19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzer71988 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Sadly, I could not resist to add my utmost support on this topic. Honey, YOU go girl because the tables need to turn and guys need to hear from a woman all of the utterly annoying things that they are so good at. This topic basically took all of my exact thoughts and words away from me. I think though, the egotistical ones and the ones that cannot take a hint when you say "I don't like you" are the ones I just want to choke. I mean, come on, get over yourself and go get a girlfriend or something to entertain yourself with, jerk. Thank God I only knew two of those types of people. Also, thank God I'm with someone who is completely opposite of all those things. Anyway, just adding my support to this topic and I personally think that the rants given were very meaningful, true rants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vampire_Princess Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) Fine a rant on men........... These are a few things that turn me off............... 1- Sports Guy: God forbid he pries himself away from a stupid game and pay attention to his girl. I love my football but I can stop watching it to pay attention to you HELLO........ 2- The I eat like a pig guy: He inhales his food like a vaccum cleaner with the table manners of a gorilla. 3- The guy who can not take a hint and just Won't Go Away: If I tell ya I have something to do take a hike man I need my space dude. I hate men that are clingy. 4- Way too much and way too soon guy: On our first date do not push yourself on me thanks for a good dinner and a movie but get the hell off me I owe you nothing.....If I do not wanna kiss you buy a clue idiot. When a woman has made it clear she will not sleep with you, you are not going to change her mind by saying you have coupons for Super 8.5- Silent guy: Somebody has to keep the conversation alive. A grunt or a shrug just doesn't cut it. Say something, anything. JESUS MAN WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!! 6- A guy with a raging temper: Hell no no one lays a hand on me or shouts any form of abuse my way. 7- Aggressive kisser guy: No need to suck my face off or kiss me so hard that your 5 o'clock shadow has scrubbed all the skin off my chin. 8- Too many gifts: no need to drown me in useless gifts. 9- Dishonest guy: Don't lie to me I do not do it to you so don't do it to me simple. 10- EGO: For the love of God ask for the f'ing directions. 11- Ogling: don't ---- I do not mind a qiuck glimpse that is fine just do not cross the line. 12- Hypocrisy: They love to hang out with “cool babes”, but when it comes to marriage they want a “simple homely girl”. Guys, looks like you have around two centuries of catching up to do. And... please hurry with it! 13- Do not smoke: I do not like it and yuk I do not need to feel like I am kissing an ash tray. 14:- Lazy men: Talking about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with household chores? 15- Possessive... men...... Whatever makes them so insecure as opposed to the manly image they like portray? 16- Remote control : Release it jeez dude I will give it back to you. 17- The chase is the best part, don't ruin it guys. 18- I hate it when a guy is stuck on themselves. When all they do is talk about is their lives and interests. 19- An uptight, un-natural, or pretentious date is a turn-off! 20- The biggest mistake...."How long has it been since you dated? What kind of guy was he? What happened? How many kids do you want? Are you looking to live in a house, condo, what?" Hello...this is just dinner!!! I'm adding my support. =] For one 3,4,5,6,7, 9, 16, 17, (<--)and all of them are good ones. _._ Edited March 5, 2006 by Vampire_Princess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDuper Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacey Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 well aren't you hard to please!!! there ain't NO guy who doesn't atleast fall into one of those categories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzer71988 Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Out of ALL the stupid crap I've had men do to me, I think the most common, and by far, the most painful is when you will be having a "Deep and meaningful" conversation then they lead you on, get your hopes up, tell you they care, etc etc, then turn right around and prove the complete opposite. I just had all of that happen once again, I read this and my complaint on men is that they're too darn two-faced and hypocritical for everybody's good. Heck, even the "Good ones" nowadays are seemingly turning sour. Where did honesty, loyalty and genuine love go to? I mean, come on, wisen up and learn we will find out when you've lied to us and we will find out when you've just been trailing us along for whatever ride you put us on. If the right one is out there, he'll find YOU, not you finding him. It's all just plain B.S. and a world of unnecessary stress. Now if only I could take my own words/advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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