Pregnant Turkey

[Mystic Rose]

Pregnant Turkey

 

Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the

traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to

play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

 

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed

the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey,

and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the

oven.

 

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the

oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit

something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

 

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,

you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

 

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

 

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

[BONES]

oh man that is so wrong indeed but funny.