BONES Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to the earth. In a barnyard, almost frozen a cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing just then a large cat came by hearing the chirping , investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: 1- Everyone who poops on you is not necessarily your enemy. 2- Everyone who gets you out of the poop is not necessarily your friend. 3- AND, if you are warm and happy in a pile of poop .....KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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