Wolfie Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 What is your new name? Sometimes when you're feeling stressed out you need some silliness to break up your day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt FROM a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = pickle w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, George Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. When you reply to this, put your new name at the top of your repsonse. Get your friends to read and reply to this message so you can see their new name too! Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter INTO your life!!! Orininal author unknown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Mine is Loopy Appletush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkie Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 mine is Snotty Girdlefanny..... very weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexowen Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 mine is crustytofu head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blizz Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 My new name is Chim-Chim Chickenshorts. Seems I have the last name in common with George W. Bush (Goober Chickenshorts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiyotee Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 my name is Boobie Cootiebrain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandma Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Hello, my name is: zippy rhinotush hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublehead Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Nice! Im Poopsie Pizzatush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samitchell Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 mine is Goober Cootieface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Ewwwww, you have the cooties!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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