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There is definitely an extremely precise "sweet spot" that will get you to the 1224+ distance. So far, I haven't reached it. I believe my maximum score was somewhere in the 1100 area.

I noticed in the first post of this topic you said it was something taken from a childrens book. You still read childrens books?

Heres one for all of you that are smart and use Linux. Windows 98: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition.

Well Lacey, obviously people DO care because you have gotten a few replies. Plus I joined your channel style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Windows 98: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell on top of a 8 bit operating system written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company that cannot stand 1 bit of competition.

Hmm that may be good and may be bad. I think it would be good in the most part to keep the posts appropriate for the age groups. But it may be bad because the younger people may feel left out.

One day admin, people are going to be sure that they dont do something to your decoy, and that your decoy wont always be to the rescue!!!

Small, definately. For one, I dont enjoy viewing the larger gals. Also, big things in life (especially the bad ones) are something that most people try to avoid. Okay heres another one Help or Ignore

Hmm how about this. Every user that breaks a rule must accept to be called at night right when they just finally got comfortable and fell asleep for a number of nights, depending on the severity of the "crime" style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

Heres another thing to take in consideration. Indicate to the nurses that you basically have their lives in your hands, since you do pay a large part of their salary. Tell them that the Health Department has been very generous at revolking peoples certifications. Also, ensure to annoy the nurses as much as possible, to try and forget about the pain of being in the hospital style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif style_emoticons/default/mad.gif style_emoticons/default/cool.gif style_emoticons/default/cool.gif

You have quite an imagination. And the funny thing is that everyone knows EXACTLY what each one of those farts means!

You do have a very valid and good point there. Plus, in my opinion, if someone does not know how to turn off the caps on their computer, they should not be on a chat room to begin with. However, sometimes I continue to argue with them just to get some humor out of all their lame excuses. They can be quite creative at some times. style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif style_emoticons/default/mad.gif

I have a few to add on... Every time you see someone, simply poke them in the side while making a buzzing noise. Walk up to everyone around you and put a magnet up to their arm, saying that you were checking to see if they were magnetic or not. While at someones house, continously cause their computer to lock up and shout their name and make them fix it. While eating dinner with someone, bite your fork / spoon firmly so that when you pull it out of your mouth it makes a metal-on-metal sound. Go to your local McDonalds and take all the sugar packets that they have in the little station with the catsup, pepper, salt, etc. Make a clicking noise while someone is trying to talk to you. If you are in a large bulding with lots of people, randomly start shaking and shout "They are coming! Everyone hide!" Talk to everyone with an extremely loud voice.

That was a real creative one... And they're all realistic... especially the HP, Microsoft, and Sony ones.

Well since the cat insisted on clawing the dangling objects, you should have a custom toy made for the cat that is a replica of the mens "Kick and shortcircuit the whole body" part. The cat would probably have a field day... If only you could make the toy scream loud like you did when he clawed you style_emoticons/default/nod.gif

Hehe those are all good ideas. After all, no matter which one you do someone will stare at you like you have 3 heads style_emoticons/default/blink.gif I think my favorite out of all of them is probably getting a puppet and talk to everyone through it.