Kael

author unknown my butt--it's time to come out the closet and admit who you really are!!

when i was maybe 11-12 (i dont' remember) me and two other friends went to the mall and stole a bunch of stuff and we went to Spencers' and they had these glow in the dark muscle relaxers--we thought they were for your neck or something but they were long and thin but they glowed so that was cool and we stocked up on them. We were walking home and opened some and decided they were stupid and dumped them (about 15+) on my neighbor's porch. I never knew what she did with them though (she was our age n went to a catholic school)...i'm bad at telling stories sorry.

*snickers* lol

you mean you guys don't do that? jk seriously though you should try it...much fun jk but seriously though doesn't watching someone use something that's had your juices on it get you off? jk who's coming to my house thanksgiving? show of hands? anyone?

A doll in the doll maker's house looks at the cradle and bawls, "That is an insult to us" But the oldest of the dolls, seen, being kept for show, generations of his sort out-screams the whole shelf, "Although there's not a man can report evil of this place, The man and woman bring, hither, to our disgrace a noisy and filthy thing. Hearing him moan and stretch the doll maker's wife if aware her husband has heard the wretch and crouched by the arm of his chair she whispers into his ear head upon shoulder lent; "My dear, my dear, oh dear it was an accident."

lol good times

I thought that I'd just add that I have a serious fetish for gay guys and seeing them gets me turned on and my ex-fiance had gotten me the first season of Queer as Folk 'cause he says he "likes how i get" after I watch a couple hrs of it

THIS JUST IN: I LIKE PAPERWEIGHTS END OF ANNOUNCMENT.

i'm too lazy to read anything therefore i will share a bit of information with all of you... in third grade, i couldn't say the word sentences. there. i feel better already.

sometimes when i'm alone i like to dust my collection of sailormoon dvds