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read this its all good.. >Body: Rules of Kissing Correctly: > >1) When kissing, make sure your eyes are closed (you can peek a little, but >nothing more!). > >2) When you are kissing someone, make sure it is not >someone else's b/f or g/f! > >3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out. > >4) If a person is a bad kisser, you may NOT stop and >leave at anytime-it's rude. > >5) A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them. > >6) When kissing, make sure your hands are where they're allowed (they can >wander sometimes, and some people don't like that). > >7) NEVER ask someone if they're a good kisser-you will either get a wrong >answer, or the truth will hurt you. > >8) If you were expecting more than kissing, don't complain-you will get less >the next time. > >9) Kissing more than one 1 person in a day can result in you not being >allowed to kiss one of those people anymore. > >10) Don't kiss someone for the first time while you are laying in their bed. >lol > >Remember, you must send this out or you will have the worst year of your >life. I sent this to my friend, "the nonbeliever," and she deleted it. Well, >she's had 6 horrible relationships in a row. You figure it out. This letter >was started at 6:33 A.M., on January 1, 1998. > >THIS COULD MEAN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!! > >Since you read this, you! now have to forward this >to as many people as you can. > >If you send it to 0 people, you will have a bad year and will kiss very few >people. Also, someone very special to you will grow to hate you. > >If you send this to only 1 person, you will have a below-average >year.......... > >If you send it to 3 people, you will not be disappointed in the number of >kisses you receive! > >If you send it to 6 people, you will be very, very lucky-you may do more >than kiss several times... > >If you send it to ! 10 peopl e, all I can say is "MACK DADDY!" > >If you send it to 25 people, this year, you will meet the one you are >destined to be with for the rest of your life(most likely in the next few >months), and you will fall deeply in love and will soon be asked, or be >compelled to ask "THE QUESTION." > >THIS LETTER WORKS-NO JOKE! Edit: Admin - I skipped a step and got it done the same way

7 reasons not to mess with children : A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her! drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Meh: goober liverhead Javi: squeezit cootiejuice That slut (ashley): cheeseball liverchunks Larry: zsa-zsa liverhead Maria: loopy bubblebuns Cindy: chim-chim girdlebuns Danny: zippy applehiney Luis: chim-chim appleapple (???) Luis: chim-chim girdleapple Maria: loopy liverhead

Seriously, Danny, you're brother (actually...you're my cousin) and all, but you need some SERIOUS spelling lessons. Wolfie...you're wolfie, not evul. Very CLOSE to evul, but not evul -.- But of course, "I" am the supremem evul overlord. ALL WILL BOW DOWN TO MEH! And no one better come out with saying "pretty voice, pretty face, cuteness, ect" because if you do, I'MMA KICK YO [butt]! edit: language

I'm catholic too, but the only way you get pop-ups and such from porn is if you look at it. Don't like it, don't look at it!

I dun thnk I'm ugly...I'm normal, I guess...NORMAL ISH NOT PRETTY! People who have called me reptty: Wolfie, Zak, Stumpy, and Tricia...and then they keep saying it over and over and over again...You wanna know why people dun call me pretty usually? BECAUSE: I LOOK LIKE EVERY OTHER GIRL. yeah...Im starting to go back to the theory that I have issues

Really? I get that same feeling when people call me pretty...gawd..I'M NOT PRETTY, SO STOP BEING NICE! I dun have issues...Or do I?

UPDATE ON THE GIRLS: Whores...well well well! They found traces of Mr. Conte's sperm in the girl's v, SO: they did it, got the money, AND THEN accused him.

Lemme tell you (alicia) IT'S STILL AN ALLIGATION! But I'm not sure if it's true...I mean...he has a wife...and some kids could just say that to be mean...

HEADLINES: TEACHER ACCUSED OF RAPE SUBTITLE: MUSIC TEACHER IN MIAME-DADE ACCUSED OF RAPE Music teacher, joseph conte, was accused of stopping in the street, closing in on two girls, and offering them 50 dollars each for sex. He hasn't come to school yet, and neither has his wife, a PE teacher at the same school. his site: http://mr_conte.tripod.com/musicroom/ Gawd...why does all this freaky [crap] happen to my school? edit: language

I get it...But it's not funny.

I get it...But it's not funny.

That game ish EASY!

I have a dog...a dog...ONE NEASLY, PMS-Y, BITCHY DOG! I've had 13 fish...they died/were sold. 3 birds...Love birds... And my sister's friend "Angie" about 200 cats because they kept having them, 15 dogs but never kept them because psyscho grandma said she was going to sell them to ppl that would eat them, 4 fish, 1 bird but kept it in my hand spun around and it got REALLY sick so I had to let it fly away. I've had 3 hamsters but my grandma put their cages outside and they drowned in the rain. And NOW I have 2 cats.This is Piper out.