BONES Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Dear Makers of Tide Detergent: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've usedit all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best.Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me abouthow clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternativeand to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! Infact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came byyesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative andthen my attorney called and said that I was no longer a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough withoutbeing a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for havingsuch a great product. Well, gotta go. Have to write to the Hefty Bag people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 That's terrible! She's not bothering to thank the place that she stored her husband, the makers of the tool(s) she used to do away with him, the method of transportation (either the makers of her vehicle or the garbage collectors).. So many people to thank and she didn't mention them at all. Shame on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephisto Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 So thoughtless of her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONES Posted May 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 you two nuts are a riot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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