Wolfie Posted February 11, 2003 Report Share Posted February 11, 2003 What is your new name? Sometimes when you're feeling stressed out you need some silliness to break up your day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt FROM a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = pickle w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, George Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. When you reply to this, put your new name at the top of your repsonse. Get your friends to read and reply to this message so you can see their new name too! Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter INTO your life!!! Orininal author unknown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyrat Posted February 13, 2003 Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 My new name is: Poopsie Bubblesquirt style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoBeLiz Posted February 15, 2003 Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 And it would make my name: Chim-chim Bubbletush ??? hmm...I think I will stick with my old one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyrat Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 All right overlord. Come on, it's your turn. What's YOUR new name? :style_emoticons/default/wink.gif: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 Given one name I use, Rat FluffingDude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naruuka Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 Tulefel Cootiemouth Interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 17, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 So then John Holmes name would be... Cheeseball Bubbletushie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmukiki Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 I'm Pinky Liverbuns...I don't know how much I like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 style_emoticons/default/no.gif That's just too inviting for remarks.... tsk tsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MzKitty Posted February 20, 2003 Report Share Posted February 20, 2003 ewwww.... hmm lemme reintroduce myself Snotty Barfchunks at your service.. blech.. :confoozled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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