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    In my mans loving arms as always......
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    Hanging out with friends. Going to see a good movie when I can. Horseback riding and going to the beach. Spending time with my family and my great b/f.<br />I am a huge fan of Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, BONES, Stargate SG-1, CSI etc..........<br /> <br />Johnny Depp RULES...................
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  1. I rocked and rolled on to this site man oh man. ALL good way up in my hood: Doing my teaching internship Still very much engaged wedding will be in 2008. Still living and still a having fun when I have the time man this gal has been BUSY!
  2. BONES

    The Ostrich

    Saw this joke reminded me of Wolfie: The Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings th e order and says, "That will be $32.62. " Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
  3. LMAO I know this happened a while back but WTH ........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg
  4. Well big news for me anyways......... I AM NOW ENGAGED TO MY MAN
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVjM9pK39-o
  6. Yay me I have been very busy with college, work, and now I am officially engaged to my man. We are planning a December wedding well maybe it all depends on college. Yeah kiddies this biotch is almost done with her college education, but I still have to do my teaching internship 4 long months with no pay BLAH! Oh hell it is what is is such is life.
  7. A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."
  8. GIVE ME A BREAK MAN! BUSH IS THE DEVIL MAN.
  9. I say put steak sauce on the bleeping jerk and stuff him in a cage full of pit bulls enough said man.
  10. Young man Paddy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Paddy and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job." Paddy asked, "And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct. This being Ireland, and me being Irish I should get the job!" The manager said, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you missed." Paddy then asked, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" The manager replied, "Simple, the American put down on question #4, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I'."
  11. BONES

    YO YO YO

    Yo I am alive just really busy it is called HAVING A LIFE Hell man I am in a mood so ALIVE I be and GONE once AGAIN. BIOTCHES.
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